Who’s Worse?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/17/2019 at 17:35 • Filed to: master debates

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First up we have the car eyelashes of the brodozer scene, ANGRY EYE Jeep people. Owners of these most certainly will drive like complete and total cockbags on the road, will park with one wheel up on the curb, snow pile, or mound of dirt in the parking lot. Mostly the ANGRY EYES are found on newer 4-door models with automatic transmissions and not a spec of dirt to be found anywhere. You are also likely to see SlutLife or “Black Jeep Of The Family” stickers on the back window or spare tire cover. Truly awful people, but are they worse than...

FAKE RAPTOR GRILLE people? The ///M stripes of the truck community, the cheap and shitty knockoff Raptor grilles can be found on F-150’s ranging from the late 90’s to present day. This champagne of beer crowd will usually adorn their trucks with at least one Glock sticker, one Blue Lives Matter sticker, and a MAGA hat on the dashboard. Bonus points for Bushwacker fender flares stuck above stock wheels and tires.

So, who’s worse?

Steve in Manhattan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 17:39

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Ford = 15 years hard labor.

Jeep = firing squad, no blindfold, no cigarette.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 17:41

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I actually don’t mind the raptor grille swap. In terms of questionable automotive mods, it isn’t that offensive

I say go for it ford owners!

*flame suit on*

Spanfeller is a twat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 17:43

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Angery joop is worse

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 17:43

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Yes. 

PowderHound > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 17:46

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The Jeep becaus e at least raptor grills look good

MrDakka > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 17:47

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Execution Best Korea style.

Death by AAA, but destroy the offending vehicle in front of them first.

vicali > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 17:47

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Can ebay fauxPro raptor lights play?

McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 17:48

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Jeep.

Because t here’s no rating system for the fake Raptor yet....

facw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 17:48

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It’s the Jee p.

Gone > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 17:53

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This. This is worse.

Fab Fours Grumpers. https://fabfours.com/

Saracen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 17:56

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Jeep angry eyes.

Also, I’m a Trump-hating super duty owner and I’ve considered the fake raptor grill.  But I’ll most likely go with a simple blackout grill.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 17:56

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*shrugs*

i kinda like the angry jeeps

i especially like it cost other people money and not me

Wacko > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 17:57

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I say the faux raptor grill is worse, cause if you remove the grill your still stuck with an F150. 

dumpsterfire! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 18:03

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It is like a superfootball bowl between the Cowboys and the Patriots. Why can't they both just suck and hate on them both equally?

i86hotdogs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 18:07

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Wait until you’ve seen the angry eyes roll into the Renegade

Bonus points if the eyes are backwards.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 18:09

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Do you have the numbers of those “slutlyfe” sticker Jeep ladies? ......asking for a friend......

RPM esq. > i86hotdogs 10/17/2019 at 18:11

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I might be on board with sad Jeep eyes.

nermal > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 18:11

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Of the two, the Jeep is worse, as it is aftermarket and not factory.

The Raptor grille on a base model truck is basically like putting M badges on your 3-series. Bad, but not as bad. 

i86hotdogs > RPM esq. 10/17/2019 at 18:15

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Can’t lie, I like the sad eyes too

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 18:25

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I understand the Ford grille based on aesthetics, particularly people going for a monochrome look.

Chuckles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 18:35

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RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > RPM esq. 10/17/2019 at 18:51

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“We’re going rock crawling again? They told me at the factory I only had to   go to the mall ...”

sony1492 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 18:53

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Liberty walk style widebodys that dont flow with a cars lines and are excessively wide for no functional reason. Sometimes it looks cool in pictures but in person it usually looks goofy in a bad way

Mercedes Streeter > i86hotdogs 10/17/2019 at 18:57

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Whatever David Tracy’s Jeep project is during the drive to Moab..

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > i86hotdogs 10/17/2019 at 19:33

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can we some now rig up a system that make angery eyes turn into sad eyes when the Jeep is inevitably flipped

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 20:14

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jeep. by far the jeep.

i86hotdogs > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 10/17/2019 at 21:09

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Mood sensing eyelids. Just got cut off? ANGRY EYES. Just got a ticket for running a stop sign? Sad eyes.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Gone 10/17/2019 at 21:59

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Thank Huey they'd all be illegal accessories in Oz... actually I think even the angry eyes are non-compliant as well.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/17/2019 at 22:59

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Hard to say. On the one hand

On the other, this is far more douche bro

Not to mention all the angry eye Renegades and Patriots.

It’s close but I’ll go with Jeep as it’s more effort

Pickup_man > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/18/2019 at 09:11

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I think the Raptor grille is ugly on it’s own so I get irrationally angry any time I see one on a non Raptor. But the angry eyes are so much worse. They were neat at first, then they got popular enough I stop noticing, now they’re at the point where every time I see one I think, great, another one of these assholes.